Not me.

Also, it’s a stupid award that should be banished forever.

Other awards off of the top of my head that must also be destroyed:

1. Ugliest Woman on Earth Award
2. Human with the Most Hideous Moles Award
3. Best Self-Deprecatory Human on Earth Award
4. Most Unlovable Living Being in Universe Award
5. Best Aspic and Other Gelatinous Creations Chef Award

Wait. #5 is kind of cool. That one can stay. Continue reading “And, the ‘Worst Mother of the Year Award,’ Goes to…”